Saturday, August 16, 2003

Note to Shawn McElhinney

It's been over three weeks since my concluding post in the Great Kneeling Debate, and yet no reply from the forces of Rerum Novarum. Therefore, I say the following:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur king! You and all your silly English k-nnnnnn-ighuts! Pttttht! . . . you empty-headed animal food-trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
There. Maybe that'll get things moving again.

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