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Yes, Secret Agent Man is coming to my parish to speak on the history of the dogma of the Immaculate Conception, in this, the 150th year of its proclamation. SAM will speak on Sunday, August 1st, at 7 p.m. in our newly-renovated church [took out the carpeting, put in tile, new pews, new (larger) crucifix, new statues of O.L. of Guadalupe and St. Joseph, new altar, new pulpit, and much, much more]. I am so happy that SAM will be speaking in the Borromeo lecture series, following in the footsteps of Mark Shea [who will have to come back again, soon, to see the improvements we've made, and to mingle with his many adoring fans here in ColdH2O].
So, be here at 90 Harrison Street in Coldwater, Michigan, at 7 o'clock in the evening for a presentation on the Immaculate Conception. This is a free presentation sponsored by our parish. Also, someone will receive a beautiful statue of the Blessed Mother when we draw a name from among all those in attendance. Secret Agent Man comes to ColdH20!
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I am proud to follow His Imperial Emperorship Marcus Sheavius I. Come to our presentation, and I hope you’ll learn things about Catholicism and the Immaculate Conception that will astound, impress, and inspire!!!!